I mean, what is free peaches? No, dammit, I mean… Freedom of speech! What is freedom of speech? Well, according to the first amendment, i.e., the article that so many people who obsess over free speech like to think they’re quoting:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.