Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black’s been catching her z’s in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She kno. The Accidental Vampire is the seventh book in the Argeneau Vampire series by popular romance author Lynsay Sands. The Accidental Vampire is, like all the. Read “The Accidental Vampire An Argeneau Novel” by Lynsay Sands with Rakuten Kobo. Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black’s.

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This book was a complete farce and devolved into a wasteland of stupid. It was by far my favorite of the series so far!

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Book review: Lynsay Sands’ *The Accidental Vampire (Argeneau Vampires, Book 7)*

Along come her prospective beaux, all of whom are fine hunky males of the bloodsucking persuasion. Victor refrained from pointing out that the man had believed it just moments ago and spent the last two hours bemoaning the fact that one of their kind had advertised in the newspaper. It also gives a slightly different take on the standard Vampire Romance, wherein the main characters are all in their 60’s and the Vampires are decendents of Atlantis. She changed it from Ellen to sound vampier.

Get access to the Member Daily Deal. The plot of this book was really laugh I listened to this on audio and the sex scene with Elvi’s friend who’s almost a senior citizen scarred me for life. Lissianna has been spending her centuries pining for Mr. Holy crap, this really is porn for middle-aged women.


Quotes from The Accidental Va Taming the Highland Bride. And, this one had a lot of stupid people that were entertaining as can be. Victor slid the photo back in the file after the briefest look. Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black’s been catching her z’s in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic.

You just need to know that this series is a very light read to have a good time, very funny. She was also, apparently, screeching every time the winged animal came anywhere near her Elvi saw as the bat swerved to avoid hitting the far wall and swooped tye toward Mabel, setting off another shriek of terror.

The Accidental Vampire

snds Ever book is a great read cant wait for next book. The devil surely wouldn’t show up to tempt covered in warts and slime.

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The Accidental Vampire will not appeal to every paranormal romance reader – there is no vampire angst, dark fantasy or horror here. This book has a bit of everything.

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So a bunch of vampires show up as her possible suitors, all there to find out if she could be their life mate. Unless you want to – in which case the books are listed accjdental reading order on the Lynsay Sands page! I chose it due to the blurb on the back, and I didn’t regret it one second.


Stop hiring Victoria McGee. She lives for 5 yrs without really finding out what a vampire is. Thanks for telling us about the problem. It was just painfully, painfully stupid. Someone to teach her how to vamp Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Elvi rushed over in time to see the bat make a sharp turn as it neared the far wall of the bathroom.

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When A Lioness Pounces. When An Omega Snaps. Vampires Gone Wild Supernatural Underground. Eight Simple Rules for Dating a Dragon. I love this book. There is a hint of mystery in this as with the other books – but I always feel that it is very secondary to the primary plot – which is the acicdental between one Argeneau vampire and one mortal. She knows there’s more to being undead than what she saw in Draculabut she can’t very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting oynsay.

This was a funny cute book.